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09 November 2011 @ 05:22 pm
Joke of the day  


*A boy says to his father "Dad,whats the difference between Theoretically and realistically"?,the fathere replies "Go ask your mommy would she sleep with Gale Harold for a million pounds" the boys does and comes back and says yes,the father then says "Go and ask your sister would she" the boy does and comes back and says yes,then the father says "Go ask you your brother would he,the boy does and comes back and says yes,the father then says "well theoretically we are sitting on £3 million quid and realistically....your sisters at sluts and you brother is gay"*.



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rznbloodroserznbloodrose on November 9th, 2010 05:35 pm (UTC)
lol...that was hilarious :D

nice layout by the way.
Yvonne Reidyvonnereid on November 10th, 2010 03:49 pm (UTC)
Lol,I laughed alot too :)
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Lindals1966 on November 9th, 2010 06:12 pm (UTC)
very funny ;-)
Yvonne Reidyvonnereid on November 10th, 2010 03:50 pm (UTC)
I thought so too :)
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all the freaky people make the beauty of the world: awesomedsparklesdani on November 9th, 2010 06:54 pm (UTC)
ROFLMFAO! Loved it! But my first thought was "You wouldn't have to pay me to sleep with him. The money would just be a bonus." ;P
Yvonne Reidyvonnereid on November 10th, 2010 03:51 pm (UTC)
You and me both dani lol
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cherub68cherub68 on November 9th, 2010 11:48 pm (UTC)
Thought this was really funny so read it to my husband who looked at me as if I had finally flipped, then said "thought you would do him for free!" Oh he knows me so well!
Yvonne Reidyvonnereid on November 10th, 2010 03:51 pm (UTC)
You and me both hahaha :)
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Rena: Kätzchen 1rainbow1907 on November 10th, 2010 06:21 am (UTC)
LOL Thank you, I already shared it with my family and spread the cheer around. Hugs, Rena :D
Yvonne Reidyvonnereid on November 10th, 2010 03:53 pm (UTC)
I thought it would get a few laughs,I hope you are well Rena :)
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Lynspike7451 on November 10th, 2010 04:50 pm (UTC)
LOL!!! Loved it. :)